CHOICES IN LIFE FOR MARRIED

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable,or get married and wish you were dead.

from my friend mail.....

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable,or get married and wish you were dead. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearingyour wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the samething: "You can have mine." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge thanto let her keep him. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost toget married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -A young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa aman doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happinesswas until I got married, and by then, it was too late." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention toevery word you say -- talk in your sleep. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through lifethinking they had no faults at all. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -First guy says, "My wife's an angel!" Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -A Woman's Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for: wisdom, to understand a man , to love and toforgive him , and for patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death."